Wusses

The moonbats over at united for peace and justice are nowhere to be found... okay, they didn't storm the White House, at least. Bummer. I could use some entertainment. Hopefully, this lack of action will give security forces at 1600 time to buy extra bean bag rounds... or extra extra bean bag rounds... and maybe some more bean bag rounds, just to be sure. Does anyone make a belt-fed bean bag gun? I'm pretty sure the answer is no, so perhaps I should invent one.