Doomsday

May I indroduce JUSTICE Alito...

Run for the hills!
Hide your children!
Move to Canada!
Move to MARS!
...Anything to escape the extremist, right-wing, wrath of JUSTICE ALITO! We're all gonna DIE!


Okay, we have nothing to fear from this man. He believes in rule of law and the Constitution, unlike some other justices of the 'enlightened' left-wing persuasion. As usual, the liberals are engaging in projection (see, I knew there was mental condition that described them!), fearing that their rivals will be as disshonorable, low-down, and greedy as they are.

Now, in keeping with the triumph of the eeeeeeeeevilll Samuel Alito over the valiant and pure Ted Kennedy, I'm off to sacrifice some endangered forest animals on the hood of an SUV in celebration...